Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Big Bad Pat

Ok guys this is a Cynda, Misha togetherness post. Misha is on the phone at the airport and I, Cynda am typing.

We just had this conversation with Pat:

mufasahp (7:59:11 PM): hey
mufasahp (7:59:17 PM): misha says hi
SkiMaster173 (7:59:23 PM): okay
SkiMaster173 (7:59:27 PM): thanks for telling me
SkiMaster173 (7:59:31 PM): i really don't care
mufasahp (7:59:48 PM): Misha is indignant and you hurt her feelings
mufasahp (7:59:55 PM): she says it hurts really bad
SkiMaster173 (8:00:01 PM): thats unfortunate
SkiMaster173 (8:00:04 PM): tell her to get over it
mufasahp (8:00:12 PM): she say ouch
SkiMaster173 (8:00:23 PM): again, i don't care
mufasahp (8:00:53 PM): and you really need to be more gentle with peoples emotion especially mine (misha) because i'm (shes) fragile
SkiMaster173 (8:01:03 PM): okay
SkiMaster173 (8:01:09 PM): i won't
mufasahp (8:01:25 PM): she want to know what she ever did to you
SkiMaster173 (8:01:33 PM): nothing
SkiMaster173 (8:01:35 PM): i gtg
SkiMaster173 (8:01:37 PM): later
mufasahp (8:01:41 PM): ok bye
SkiMaster173 signed off at 8:01:45 PM.

Well we know after this post we know pat will probably never want to talk to us again, but really what we can we do. It's our duty to inform the public of Pat's Big Badness; he just tears peoples hearts out right and left. The madness must stop!!! Pat we are sorry if this hurts but we'tre trying to make a point. Misha is now currently bawling in the airport terminal as passers by ask if she's lost and wants her mommy. I hope you're happy Pat; I hope next time you think twice before you reach in and tear someone's heart out, cut it into little peices, stomp on it and put it back. Pat we really do love you and we pray every night that that love might be reciprocated.....if only God was that powerful.

~Sad and Desolate without your affection,
Misha and Cynda

9 comments:

Dave said...
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Dave said...

Lol, if he wasn't kidding... I'd be paying him a visit... but then again, it is Pat, so I'm guessing he's kidding...

Ken said...

Hahaha. Now I feel obligated to paste in past Patrick conversations.

let's see...

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SkiMaster173 (8:44:49 PM): hey ken
SkiMaster173 (8:45:32 PM): ken
SkiMaster173 (8:46:05 PM): screw you
SkiMaster173 (8:47:58 PM): ken
SkiMaster173 (8:48:04 PM): i know that you are ignoring me
SkiMaster173 (8:48:20 PM): fine
SkiMaster173 (8:48:36 PM): i am not listeneing to you
SkiMaster173 (8:48:41 PM): screw you
SkiMaster173 (8:48:48 PM): you are going to rot in hell
SkiMaster173 signed off at 8:57:04 PM.

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[WARNING THIS POST INCLUDES ENCOUNTER SPOILERS A LA PAT]

SkiMaster173 (7:32:54 PM): hey ken
SkiMaster173 (7:32:59 PM): the encounter was great
SkiMaster173 (7:33:44 PM): when we first got of the bus there was this chimpanzee and after we all had sex with it, which i think was the best part, we had a giant gay orgy
nekkensj (7:33:56 PM): DAMN it, I knew I should have signed up for November
SkiMaster173 (7:34:04 PM): you missed some good times

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nekkensj (8:50:36 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:50:37 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:50:46 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:21 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:21 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:22 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:23 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:51:37 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:51:39 PM): DO it!!
nekkensj (8:51:43 PM): Just DO it. DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:47 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:47 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:48 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:49 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:49 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:51:50 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:51:59 PM): DO it!
SkiMaster173 (8:52:10 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:52:13 PM): DO it. DO it. DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:22 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:23 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:23 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:53:28 PM): No, YOU DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:40 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:40 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:41 PM): DO it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:41 PM): DO it.
nekkensj (8:53:44 PM): okay fine.
nekkensj (8:53:47 PM): I'll do it.
SkiMaster173 (8:53:55 PM): bitch

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SkiMaster173 (9:49:39 PM): does thomas updike sound like a good fake name?
nekkensj (9:49:56 PM): no
SkiMaster173 (9:49:59 PM): damn
SkiMaster173 (9:50:06 PM): how about reginald thompson
SkiMaster173 (9:50:21 PM): simon peterson?
SkiMaster173 (9:50:28 PM): any of them good names?
SkiMaster173 (9:50:36 PM): i need a good fake name
SkiMaster173 (9:50:39 PM): any ideas?
nekkensj (9:50:46 PM): what is it, the dork convention?
SkiMaster173 (9:50:53 PM): authors are dorks

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SkiMaster173 (10:05:15 PM): why would i do the easy thing?
nekkensj (10:06:21 PM): are you shitting me?
nekkensj (10:06:25 PM): you're patrick spear
nekkensj (10:06:45 PM): the only reason you wouldn't do the easy thing is because you hadn't thought of it yet
SkiMaster173 (10:06:59 PM): good point
SkiMaster173 (10:07:10 PM): you're probably right
SkiMaster173 (10:07:19 PM): in fact, you are right

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SkiMaster173 (8:21:00 PM): but you're ken colwell
SkiMaster173 (8:22:05 PM): i would not have gotten away with it
nekkensj (8:22:14 PM): you never would have done it
nekkensj (8:22:18 PM): even if you could have gotten away with it
SkiMaster173 (8:22:28 PM): that's true

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SkiMaster173 (8:43:22 PM): maybe you could tutor devon
SkiMaster173 (8:43:23 PM): that would be interesting
SkiMaster173 (8:43:28 PM): really interesting
SkiMaster173 (8:43:32 PM): super interesting
SkiMaster173 (8:43:39 PM): incredibly interesting
nekkensj (8:43:48 PM): hmmmm yes
SkiMaster173 (8:43:50 PM): totally interesting
nekkensj (8:43:56 PM): sexually interesting
SkiMaster173 (8:44:02 PM): no

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SkiMaster173 (9:59:50 PM): you know what i just noticed
SkiMaster173 (9:59:58 PM): all my fake names are male names
SkiMaster173 (10:00:14 PM): i guess it never occured to me that a woman could be smart enough to write a book

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And assorted.

SkiMaster173 (8:56:23 PM): i don't hate him
SkiMaster173 (8:56:48 PM): i call it intense dislike

SkiMaster173 (8:59:18 PM): is that some kind of rich person thing

SkiMaster173 (9:03:00 PM): give me a break ken
SkiMaster173 (9:03:06 PM): boy scouts is ruining your life

SkiMaster173 (8:31:42 PM): it's because every time he opens his mouth he says something retarded

SkiMaster173 (8:57:24 PM): see, i can't pass up the opportunity to crack a joke

SkiMaster173 (10:28:52 PM): the bed beckons

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Yeah. Good times.

Nancy said...

Either you made all of those conversations up which wouldn't be a surprise, or you, for some reason, saved all of your and pat's conversations, in which case, would be very weird.

Scott said...

He actually saves the conversations. John does it too. It's kinda disturbing.

Pat said...

Wow...yeah I was definetely kidding. And Ken, why have you kept all of our conversations. That's just bizarre.

Ken said...

I only save the ones where he says something I can use for extortion.

Cynda said...

hmmm...maybe we weren't as sarcastic sounding as we thought...anyway we were extremely amused. Leave it to Pat to entertain misha and I while she waits for her flight.....I thought the Misha crying in the airport would have given away the fact that we were joking...Hello?? Misha, crying for her mommy. Well, we thought it was funny and I was laughing so hard I was crying, but then thats not really saying much is it?

Misha said...

Oh wow...I know you were kidding Pat! You may not believe this, but I'm not that stupid. Sorry, didn't mean to worry your pretty little head. I thought it was funny. Maybe next time we post sarcastic comments, we should put a big red "Just Kidding" sign on it!
I was laughing the entire time...people at the airport were wondering about me i'm sure!