Thursday, January 05, 2006

The Man's Club

Ben and I, two thirds of the rap group Ho Fuckers, hereby found The Man's Club for the good of men everywhere. Contact us about joining. Nitschke's need not apply.




P.S. Rest in peace, Ian. We did not lose you in vain. We vow never to lose another from this day until the end of time.

18 comments:

imac said...

You shall rue the day you turned your back on the other co-founder of this club Ben.

Ben said...

You demonstrated your unworthiness and you know it Ian. We have truly lost you. You don't know how sorry I am that I didn't get to you in time. May God have mercy on your soul and may others learn from your example, lest they fall also.

imac said...

Go ahead, continue to justify your ruthless backstabbing. But we all know the truth.

Ben said...

5:04:08 AM benv360: come one man
5:04:10 AM benv360: please
5:04:14 AM benv360: do it for me
5:04:25 AM rams278: I can't
5:04:28 AM benv360: you and I will be sworn to secrecy
5:04:34 AM rams278: I don't have it in me
5:04:36 AM benv360: and we'll swear all the members to secrecy
5:04:44 AM benv360: they'll never know
5:04:46 AM benv360: Come on man
5:04:55 AM rams278: they're too evil
5:05:00 AM benv360: prove that you are like me and Pat, that they don't have you in their grip
5:05:26 AM benv360: You know when evil occurs, Ian? It occurs when good men, like yourself, do nothing!
5:05:52 AM rams278: have pat write it
5:06:04 AM benv360: no man, you're my copresident, not Pat
5:06:15 AM benv360: Pat is in Ho Fuckers with me
5:06:18 AM rams278: I think it should be Pat
5:06:21 AM rams278: exactly
5:06:28 AM benv360: Ian. This is your chance
5:06:30 AM benv360: break free
5:06:44 AM benv360: what's the worst that can happen
5:06:57 AM rams278: I could die
5:07:17 AM benv360: stop being dumb. alright man, just copy and paste what I wrote and put a post script saying "Ben made me do it"
5:07:30 AM benv360: come on mam
5:07:31 AM rams278: have Pat do it
5:07:32 AM benv360: man
5:07:34 AM benv360: no
5:07:35 AM benv360: you
5:07:38 AM rams278: no
5:07:41 AM benv360: you and I thought of it together tonight
5:07:46 AM benv360: see, if you do this
5:07:53 AM benv360: I can't see how I can let you in the club
5:08:01 AM rams278: fine
5:08:04 AM benv360: dude!
5:08:08 AM benv360: what's up man!
5:08:22 AM benv360: how can they have you scared like this!
5:08:22 AM rams278: I quit the club

Nancy said...

you know, in the end, Ian will have all the girls while you two will only have each other. Now who's the real man?

imac said...

That's exactly the backstabbing I was talking about. You wouldn't back me up when I didn't do what you wanted.

Ben said...

Some things are more important than girls, Nancy. Actually, a lot of things. And one of them is dignity. Plus my harem is already like three-strong and I haven't even been trying, so I don't see Ian passing me anytime soon, if he keeps anywhere close to his present rate. And that goes for Pat too, who is my harem-keeper and chief talent scout and will never have a problem with girls as long as he lives.

post script
5:09:22 AM rams278: women are evil and vicious

imac said...

I refuse to stoop to your level.

Ben said...

Well Ian, it just shows that I learned something from the last election. When the opponent starts mudslinging, you need to come in with the truth right away so that there can be no room for confusion. You brought the fight down this low, my friend, I didn't want it to come to this.

imac said...

Bullshit, you're the one who started it.

Ben said...

You started it by slandering me and claiming that everyone knew "the truth". You could teach your buddy Gordon Smith a few tricks.

imac said...

It isn't slander if it's true.

Cynda said...

I would just like to say that Patrick Spear played the Sex and the City Trivia Game and almost won.

So really any club that has him in it can't really be that manly.

Ben said...

That means nothing, didn't you lose to him at the Harry Potter trivia game?

Nancy said...

I would also like to add that Patrick continously reached for the "Mr. Right" cards.

Nancy said...

and he is deathly afraid of cats.

Scott said...

Cats are actually evil, though, so you can't really fault him there.

Cynda said...

OK how about the fact that Pat has said "I wuv you" twice.