Wednesday, July 12, 2006

bow down to your king dork

as evidenced by today, i've become pretty much immune to embarrassment. well, maybe not auburn thunder level embarrassment, but anything to that point. i had to get a tb test, and the head housekeeper in the unit (a conspiratorial filipino older lady who i can hardly understand except when she calls me baby) told me i didn't hafta go to employee health because one of the nurses in the unit could do it. naturally i would like Hot Nurse to do it. but i am much too clever to just ask outright, so i asked a nurse who i could tell would say she was busy if she had time right as Hot Nurse was walking up. Hot Nurse of course offered, because i could just as easily call her Nice Nurse except that most of them are nice. she got the stuff out of the medical refrigerator and we went to an empty room. i watched as she filled up the little half cc syringe and stuck it sideways into my left forearm, whereupon a button-sized circle raised up under the skin. i thought i was doing pretty good until i started feeling a little woozy, so i just tried to hold onto the sink. naturally i came to on the floor. this time face up though, so no cool scars. damn. she sat me up, rubbed my back, told me i had fallen for her, and that we'd keep it on the dl. i got graham crackers and lots of juice to raise my blood pressure because if i didn't get it to go up she'd hafta take me to the er. so i guess things could be worse. i had a good way to end this post but now i've forgotten.

oh ha, this wasn't it, but Hot Nurse said it was okay and happened to lots of guys. ha, i love Hot Nurse.

9 comments:

Ken said...
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Ken said...

How old is Hot Nurse?

Ben said...

younger than my last chick. ellen something.

answer: i don't know exactly, but you wouldn't care either ken.

Chuck said...

oh ben, always empressing the ladies...

jk

Chuck said...

i cant believe i spelled impressing wrong

Scott said...

Dude, she will TOTALLY sleep with you now.

Ben said...

ha, you might be right scott, she did hug me today

Ben said...

oh dude, i was going to end the story that i at least i wasn't the patient who was in the icu after severely injuring herself pole dancing. say what you will about sleezy guys, they sent lots of flowers

Chuck said...

oh so thats what happened to Candy, i saw her, i mean, heard that...