Monday, July 30, 2012

New Hit Game Show Proposal! Which Douchebag Does Ben Hate More?

THE CHALLENGER (Mr. NoName cuddling with Hermione Granger)



THE REIGNING CHAMPION AND SCARF ENTHUSIAST (Ruthless dictator Bashar al-Assad)




My roommate Mike would be the Ken Jennings of this game.






Secret answer::¡ɹǝʇʇǝq ʍouʞ pןnoɥs noʎ  ¡ɥsıʇıɹq ǝɹɐ noʎ ɥɔʇıq  ¡ǝɟıʍ s,pɐssɐ ¡uoıʇsǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ

Friday, July 13, 2012

Huge Fucking Reward Offered*

THE BEST SHOW OF OUR CHILDHOOD
Did YOU watch it before school?
Ian went on his sixth or seventh birthday.**

And he won the motherfucking smile contest.***
Can YOU find photographic evidence for me?**** 

Wait...you found it?  Really?  Merry Christmas, indeed! 
NO, NOT YOU BECKY, YOU DUMB TWAT, I WANT IAN!




 *By Pat
**I am not sure how factually accurate I am being
***Rigged by Luis?
****Cynda, perhaps they are in the gun safe?


ps
Look at this psycho kid in the green shirt.  Now go make sure your front door is locked.