New Hit Game Show Proposal! Which Douchebag Does Ben Hate More?

THE CHALLENGER (Mr. NoName cuddling with Hermione Granger)

THE REIGNING CHAMPION AND SCARF ENTHUSIAST (Ruthless dictator Bashar al-Assad)

My roommate Mike would be the Ken Jennings of this game.






Secret answer::¡ɹǝʇʇǝq ʍouʞ pןnoɥs noʎ  ¡ɥsıʇıɹq ǝɹɐ noʎ ɥɔʇıq  ¡ǝɟıʍ s,pɐssɐ ¡uoıʇsǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ

Huge Fucking Reward Offered*

THE BEST SHOW OF OUR CHILDHOOD

Did YOU watch it before school?

Ian went on his sixth or seventh birthday.**

And he won the motherfucking smile contest.***

Can YOU find photographic evidence for me?**** 

Wait...you found it?  Really?  Merry Christmas, indeed! 

NO, NOT YOU BECKY, YOU DUMB TWAT, I WANT IAN!

 *By Pat
**I am not sure how factually accurate I am being
***Rigged by Luis?
****Cynda, perhaps they are in the gun safe?


ps

Look at this psycho kid in the green shirt.  Now go make sure your front door is locked.