As you all doubtless recall, today marks the 17th anniversary of the greatest pun the world has ever known emerging via its humble vessel, yours truly, debuting on this very website, this holy ground of cyberspace. I am most pleased to announce that the official youngest brother of The Gravy, Geoff, has engineered the elusive SIXTH (6th!) layer to the pun, playing on the fact that the word bore itself has dual meanings. "Full bore," of course, refers colloquially to maximum capacity. Without further ado, the new and improved greatest English language pun:
"So around 1920, a famous physicist was visiting South Africa, and during his presentation on the structure of the atom, he suddenly got on his hands and knees, and, speaking in Cape Dutch, he began to describe and act out, in excruciating detail, the mating practices of the African wild pig. Initially amused, the audience soon fell into a stupor, at which time the physicist's wife walked on stage, grabbed him by the ear, and said "Niels, stop going full Bohr/Boer/boar/boor/bore/bore!""There you have it. My thanks to Geoff for his titanic contribution to the art of punning. The world will never be the same. You're welcome.
