I'll give 50 bucks to whosever first to post a picture of a baby they can prove is genetically their own. Yep, that's a Ulysses S. Grant ladies and gentlemen. Go!
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This is so going to come back and bite me when I'm an impoverished med student (knock on wood.)
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Oh yeah, dibs on godfather.
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What the fuck prompted this?
Ben, economically speaking it's still not worth it. I would do that right now, but genetic testing costs more than $50 and the stress it would put on little Striker is worth something too.
P.S. Alex, I'm used to seeing new pseudonyms, but that's really a new low.
Ben, I would make you my baby's godfather. You just wait.
I'm thinking it will be Pat to give birth first. Definitely.
-Karolyn
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