k, i wasn't looking up ways to breakup with a girlfriend (honestly, please don't make that phone call) but a link from a link (damn your beguilings, internet!) brought me to the ten best ways. anyway:
#9. Join a Cult: Join a cult with her, only you'll be faking. Wait until she's converted and totally into the cult, then go home.
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Just watch out, or she'll have joined the cult for the exact same reason, and since you'd both be faking it, neither could leave, and you WILL wind up becoming cult followers :D
devon, that sounds like a new hit broadway musical to me!
"heaven's gate: the musical"
That's a hilarious list! It looks like they also have a list of 10 Signs It Is Time To Break Up With Your Girlfriend:
http://www.bofads.com/stories/breakup.htm
this looks like the tron guy all over again.
adrianna, that is a fantastic idea for a musical. you are full of good ideas, i'm gonna write a macarthur genius grant recommendation for you. all you need is the startup money for one project (say maybe two-buck chuck turns into twenty buck whistling hills) and we'd be set
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