Ben there's this guy in Guatemala who I think is you or maybe Mike but in some sort of alternate life. His name is Don Mike and he's a British citizen who used to own a bookstore but one day up and left and hitchhiked from England to India and back again with 20 bucks in his pocket. And then he went up to the Northwest Territories and explored caves in the national parks and finally travelled to Colombia to explore the caves there but had a stopover in Guatemala and he's been there for the past 25 years. His apartment is full of books and on occasion he'll miss meetings because he's busy walking across the country.

Also makes good moonshine.