alright, after baby ben finally succumbed to sleep tonight, magda cynda ian and i worked on the pressing issue of our time. who is hot? who indeed.
well i'll tell you!
1. brad pitt (circa '94 and/or A River Runs Through It)
2. brady quinn (Notre Dame QB extraordinaire)
3. paulo (yes that paulo)
4. me*
5. sufjan
6. james franco
7. ben mackenzie
8. new bond guy
9. jon hamm
10. heath
honorable mention:
pat spear
jake gyll (which is what he should go by)
this is my list. there was/is significant disagreement with the female participants. ian remained admirably silent. he may be more straight than me. jury has been eating free pizza on this one. next step- we must assemble a panel of leading experts in the gay community to settle the dispute
throwing it out there: ian and i share remarkably similar opinions on girls. the girls aren't too far off except in their inexplicable hate for emma watson.
*after, y'know, a solid summer of workouts ( as the great philosopher dr. phil once said: if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will either. now where's my velveeta pie? )
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this is an example of why i think jon stewart will (or at least should be) included in the history books while colbert is a footnote:
how do you spell evisceration? no seriously, blogger had to help me with that one, wasn't even in the spelling suggestion range until the third try.
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stationary objects cynda has hit: 3.5 (one may or may not be partially papa armstrong's fault)
stationary objects ian has hit: 2
number of phones magda has subjected to significant water damage: 5 (at least)
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its definitely lame to give props to a commercial of all things, but when they are:
a. produced by portlan's wieden+kennedy (GIVE ME A JOB PLZ!)
b. use ORIGINAL VOICE RECORDINGS of WALT WHITMAN reading his own goddamn poem
c. set in New Orleans
d. this beautiful
you kinda hafta otherwise you're more of a poser, right? maybe? anyway, here is something better than 95% of what comes out of hollywood:
there's another one too, with a different whitman poem.
10 comments:
I finally got back in the habit of watching The Daily Show...daily...and have been oh-so-glad about it. Truly fantastic stuff, day in and day out. Even if I did turn it off when Wanda Sykes came on.
Also, damn...wish I didn't have work today so I could've had some input on this, because Daniel Craig is almost certainly the ugliest Bond to date.
And, as a final note, you certainly lose marks in the "straight" column for posting a list of hot guys but withholding a list of supposedly hot girls (I, too, question anyone who would put Emma Watson on a definitive list, but...oh well).
yeah someone else needs to make that list. i can't stand all the makeup. all we agreed upon is keidi klum and the chicks from 'house'
we couldn't get much of a consensus on the hot girls list except for shooting down the majority of that list maxim puts out... the guys are way easier.
i'm very glad that scott, ever the voice of reason, thinks as he does about daniel craig and emma watson. what did i tell you?
also, this might make me lame, but i want to live in that commercial.
i don't know what the heck you're talking about. daniel craig = the hottest bond since connery
I'm only honorable mention because you haven't seen me in uniform yet. And I think Emma Watson is hot.
I would like to state for the record that I agreed on Emma Watson's hotness.
Daniel Craig and Jake Gyll need to switch places. Also, that guy from 500 Days of Summer should be on the hot guys list
dude nancy good call! i suggested him but magda said he looks like a child
dude magda was right.
I saw that ad last night in a theater before the new werner herzog (which, yo, everyone should see! Funniest shit ever. Also set in nola) and was pretty mad at it when i recognized it was a levi's ad, kind of early. But i'm down with wiedan+kennedy, didnt realize they made it.
Also, the new bond is so not hot. Most of your list is cool though (wait, that paulo? No. also I would add casey affleck. love that guy! Actually he kind of looks like you ben! or maybe more like one of your brothers actually). cheers
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