So you're out one day for a hike, when suddenly...

I know we've all had this conversation about how, even for those of us who aren't scared of clowns per se, you put a clown in the right context (say, on the side of the road at nighttime), they become unbelievably terrifying. And so, also, there's this. Click on the picture for the whole rotten (actually, pretty benign) story.