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Prodigal Daughter

I’ve been gone for a spell. And I’ve missed you all a ton. I miss Oregon, I miss my friends, and I miss the things we used to do. I just got all nostalgic.

Driving to the beach; defying death in the van; climbing the roof of Jesuit; Polish pancakes; Harry Potter parties and Quiddich; capture the flag; concerts in Portland; scavenger hunts; the Roxy…

Sad though that I feel I can’t get all that back. Great memories, though. I hope everyone is superbly happy!

I can’t wait for the winter holiday. I’ll be home and hopefully you will be, too. (You being all of you). Will you be?

PS Last night at Jazz in the Park, I met my Latin Lover. Every girl needs one. Fact.

Mind Blown.

I saw the Eagles in concert last night. Holy shit can those guys still rock 30 years later. They played a 3 hour and 15-minute long set. Desperado and Take it Easy were the encore songs. Long Road Out of Eden is a damn good one off of their new album. There were more Packers jerseys than Eagles shirts in the audience.

And Hotel California's guitar solo live (double neck guitar!!) is probably the greatest concert moment ever. Actually, the whole song complete with horn intro. Fucking chilling.

Yeah just thought I'd brag. Let's hear it for major concerts scheduled the same time as major football games in the Midwest!

If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Now I'm just blatantly ripping off other people's posts.

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

Scott's name is Strangle Thicket Palin
Doug's is Steam Fangs Palin
Mine is Skunk Grunt Palin