Is Barack Obama a Muslim?

They Don't Write 'Em Like That Any More

Village People Sex over the phone
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'Nothing worse than seeing your kid put in hearse': Actual CNN headline. Apart from being the most self-evident, least needing-of-a-newstory phrase in the history of the world (really, try to think of one), it also contains the most distasteful rhyming couplet ever invented. Hey CNN, at least FOXNews is kind of aware of what a joke they are.

I Wish This Was Real

(It could be if some hacker could pull himself away from Worlds of Warcraft)

BACONSALT

I logged on to the computer at work, and somebody today visted the BACONSALT homepage. Say what you will about the internet...wait, don't say what you will. The internet is awesome.