Monday, June 02, 2008

when the ads say that one in five american adults suffers from herpes, do you think they're including old people? because if they're not including old people, i'm not sure i want to leave the house anymore.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only Ben can make me hope that old people have herpes.

imac said...

Old people have a ton of std's, mostly because they think they don't. Proven fact.

b said...

ian, if that was legitimate thing that you just knew, i am very impressed. and scared. and scarred. sheesh, filthy old people. now i have another reason to want you all dead

Shakeer said...

in NY it's 1 in 4

Shakeer said...

NYC that is
(i'm sure Ithaca is well below the national average)

Anonymous said...

Nah, they just mean that one in five adults suffers from herpes because their coworkers with herpes won't. stop. bitching about it.