Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered
flashlight.
Monday, October 06, 2008
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Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered
flashlight.
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered
flashlight.
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A blonde, brunette and red head escaped from jail. They were being chased by the police. They were running through the streets when they saw an old barn. So they ran in and found three burlap sacks. They all jumped in.
The cops walked in the barn and saw the three burlap sacks.
One cop goes to the other "Kick the burlap sacks to make sure nothing's in them"
So the cop walks up to the burlap sack with the brunette and kicked it.
The brunette said "Meow Meow" and the cops thought it was a cat and walked to the next burlap sack.
The cop kicked the second burlap sack with the red head in it.
The red head said "Woof Woof" so the cops walked to the third burlap sack thinking a dog was in the second one.
The copper kicked the third burlap sack with the blonde in it.
And the blonde said "Potatoes"
Two blondes are in car driving when they see another blond in the middle of a wheat field rowing a boat with no water in sight. One blonde turns to the other and says "It's blonde's like that that give us a bad name."
The other blonde says "You're right." She pulls the car over to the side of the road and yells, "If you don't cut that out, I'm gonna swim out there and kick your ass!"
Why was Poland invaded so easily in World War II?
The Nazis marched in backwards, and the Poles thought they were leaving.
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