Top Five Lessons that Have Brought My Burrito Game Up a Level
5. ~shoulda known~ Rice is *not* optional (make it w/ chipotle sauce!))
4. Cut the fucker in half {LIKE A SANDWICH}
3. REAL Mexican Sour Cream [Oaxaca string cheese optional]
2. diced cabbage
1. Chunky Goddamn Salsa
+++Bonus Pizza Tip++++
SAUERKRAUT BITCHES
4 comments:
Disagree with two and four.
i guess i can see disagreement with cabbage as long as you have another crunch-adding replacement. two is non-negotiable. if your (uncut) burrito doesn't have structural integrity problems, you're not making it big enough
If you have it wrapped by real mexicans, there are no structural integrity problems.
solid point, tho i'm clearly talking about homemade burritos. unless you're spending your salary on an ethnic wait-staff, which i wouldn't put past you. still haven't given me a crunchy alternative either
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