Monday, March 22, 2021

Touché Amouré LAMENT (2020)


Lead track slays, clearly the albums high-point...wait track 4 rules maybe these boys work...ok track 5 should be played before each and every storming of the ramparts... we lived through the shift of Indie into a genre that essentially produced demos for car commercials, which then begot the footstomp-folkrock for insurance commercials, and now no one knows how to drum any more in the indiesphere, they just keep 4/4, snare and hi-hat virtually gone, truly a desiccation scheme, a cardiac-repression regime, and the lockdown killing touring led to an explosion of fake bands on Spotify that have never played a gig in their life, a guy and a girl and a laptop like musical oil diffusers, like the way the New Age mental program has some points but essentially exists to de-politicize the otherwise-intelligent population into narcissizing all problems with their life, not identifying the class warfare they're suffering personally and on behalf of their fellow citizens, imagining that they can choose-their-own-adventure into a fulfilling life by managing their thinking and expectations and aspirations perfectly. 

This is the neoliberal training that subtly reinforces consumerism--the correct consumerism will solve your problems!  Your parents bought silly mass-market stuff!  They just accumulated things!  You are much wiser, your purchases reify what a clever lad or lass you are!  

At this point, anyone that remembers how to chuck a shoe at a ghoul  is worth their weight in gold.  

Our Iraq war (born 19 March 2021) is now 18 years old.  The quieter dismantling Libya (19 March 2011) is 10 years old. Syrian 'intervention' is a little fuzzier but 8 years ago it ramped up. Something fell regarding the Spring Equinox, some horrid blood offering 

chuck your Chucks my beautiful friends. 

Lancez vos chausseres vers vos ennemis!

Saturday, March 20, 2021

DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ CHARMED (2020)

(skip back to track 1 for the proper effect)



Bonjour, mes camarades français!  Ma femme parle couramment le français, hélas j'ai perdu mes capacités il y a longtemps.  J'espère que vous endurez bien le verrouillage et que vous serez bientôt libre!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

if vaporwave had some Go! Team energy, like you washed down a handful Excederin (65mg caffeine/pill) with some Orange Julius and wandered Lloyd Center, seeing all the public school girls who seemed decades older, like Leonard Cohen mistresses meeting for their séance

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Fleet Foxes SHORE (2020)



I was an early adopter of Fleet Foxes. I thought their Sun Giant EP had some really great moments ('Mykonos' in particular) and was disappointed by the subsequent albums, in relation to the promise I thought they had and the overboard critical adoration. They took a lengthy hiatus, during which we were subjected to the loathsome Father John Misty, and they quietly returned last year with a very fine album.  The scenester zeitgeist has moved on and left them behind, but that doesn't mean you're obliged to do the same. 

PS I had a weird thought the other day, that if kids eating lead paint chips (and really, how many paint chips were these kids eating?  Not exactly Doritos) gave them brain damage, what the hell did breathing in leaded gasoline do to the brains of urban dwellers before it was banned? Turns out they've done the research, and it correlates nearly identically with the rise and fall of violent crime rates in America.  In summation, nationalize the energy industry.  


Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Library Tapes SUMMER SONGS (2020)

 
 13 minutes of holy 

over a year since we got to see Bernie at the old opera house.  just after Super Tuesday, still a bit of hope.  yelled myself hoarse.  as we were leaving, I spotted him exiting the stage door and yelled "BERNIE!" so loudly he visibly startled and a big crowd gathered to say goodbye.

 keep swinging and you'll die beautiful, no matter what


Monday, March 08, 2021

The Pilgrim WALKING INTO THE FOREST (2019)

I'd really like to post more but the weather has been ideal for like 5 straight months and there's lots of hikes and beaches to explore so I'm gonna do that until I twist an ankle or something (I AM *NOT* MANIFESTING THIS, MR. UNIVERSE)but in the meantime keep cool my babies! I ran 20 miles Friday before last from Downtown Monterey to Moss Landing (the fishing village that is about halfway up Monterey Bay to Santa Cruz) and I forded the Salinas River with my shoes and running pants held aloft and yes it was a sandy bottom and yes the quicksand tried to eat your beefy boy, but never fear, I was borne up on eagles' wings and made it back home, thanks to the Good Lord and a loyal wife and dog that waited past sunset for me and drove us home, where I drank a half-pint of TJ's purple drank, threw up, and went to bed. A supposedly fun thing that I'm never doing again. the world is so goddamn beautiful I hope some good humans survive and see it back again