Burrito/History Lesson

Top Five Lessons that Have Brought My Burrito Game Up a Level

5. ~shoulda known~ Rice is *not* optional (make it w/ chipotle sauce!))

4. Cut the fucker in half {LIKE A SANDWICH}

3. REAL Mexican Sour Cream [Oaxaca string cheese optional]

2. diced cabbage

1. Chunky Goddamn Salsa

+++Bonus Pizza Tip++++
SAUERKRAUT BITCHES

Not My Chair, Not My Problem

Top (bottom?) five most morally reprehensible organizations

1. Oil Companies

2a. Canadian ISPs

2b. All other ISPs

4. The RIAA

5. Sex Traffickers

(Dis)honorable mention:

Dogfighting rings

The US Patent Office

For those of you wondering if children are in your future...

ask yourself if you are prepared for a toddler, strung out on sugar, running around your house like a wild man, smearing chocolate on your white comforter and flushing his underwear down the toilet, while your husband exclaims "I didn't think he'd actually do it."

At least one of our children can't walk yet...

For Ian--How could you do this//to me?

ps

Was cleaning up Mambrino, my trusty old iBook, cuz I'm thinking of putting him out to pasture, when I found this video that I don't think I'd ever seen. Pretty sure I wasn't even at this beach day. Apparently if you want to beat Magda you just need make it more than ten feet.



pps
At first I only liked that song cuz it was goofy. But now I genuinely love it. Been singing it all day. That first drop is fucking humongous.

Everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world!