Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
2 comments:
When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
i think half of the funniness of that joke is knowing that pat's dad made it up or thinks it worthy to pass on
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