The Beer Can

Now for a post from the real dorm at Marquette. You've heard from Straz, Cobeen, and now you will hear from the 12 story, all freshman, all cool dorm. McCormik: The Beer Can.

The Food: I'm not gonna lie; it's not great. But it's not bad. Salad bar, sandwiches and cereal are always available when other foods are kinda sketchy. Waffle bar every morning and fresh omelets upon request. The sandwiches really are great, and as long as you know how to avoid the crap (eg. pasta with clam sauce or anything with the word 'supreme' on it. And the Vegan menu is pretty good.

The Convenience: Well, we're smack dab in the middle of campus. Nuf said.

The Atmosphere: It's an all freshman, coed dorm. What do you think it's like? There's almost never a quiet moment, no privacy, and very little regulation. No selling your soul for a visit here.

The Dorm: Our rooms are tiny. It's almost not even funny. Everybody tries a different way to arrange their beds and shit to give the illusion of a bigger room. It doesn’t work.

So what every other dorm is supposedly "better." There's just something to being in McCormik your freshman year. An experience that other people just can't understand. You can't understand. In short, McCormik is the best dorm for a freshman. That's it. No competition.

Someone give me an Amen.

PS It's not my fault. Ben told me to post, and me with no material to post on.

PPS It is noisy here.